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CooJoe · Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:40 am Post subject: Wierd Spam Mail.

Normally when I get Spam Mail it's the normal porn sites, wierd porn sites, dating services and of course all the pills, inflation devices, surgery, and arab secrets that would allow me to wake up the dead, raise strange, phallic mounuments, and rescue drowning swimmers.

Normally, I report these ads, and delete them right away, but today I saw one that I just had to open. The title read "Meet Sexy Christian Singles." I opened it, to see this image, with a link to this page.

Is this what I get for being late to church this morning?

FOCUS: What strange/funny spam mails have you recieved in the past?

NibbyCat · Joined: 07 Nov 2004 Posts: 3203 Location: Eastern Ohio

OK. First comments on the Sexy Christians. You have to have a minimum income of $25,000. Book of James, anyone? The verse at the top reads: "...and they will become one flash." Uhhh... I don't think they had Macromedia in that day...

I'm always amused by the names they come up with. One of my favorites was for a "drug store/pharmacy" from Assassination P. Satterthwait. Sure, I'll buy medications from someone named Assassination. And there's ALWAYS an initial. Flirtatious G. Smith, Oriental Q. Rodriguez...